Monday, May 11, 2009

we know what we're familiar with

I can't help but be in love with every great idea I come across.
I can't help but be totally involved in my minds wandering.

Is it wrong to be obsessed with being hopeful?
I just can't wait for that thin blanket of haze in my life to pass.

Love was made like a ship at bay... never to see waves
We'll probably all crash anyway

Friday, April 17, 2009

Think pretensiously, act locally.

So I came to a hazy conclusion today; Hipsters are single handedly keeping kids off the streets, and they don't even know they're doing it...

...It is as easy as going out and shopping for clothes (which we all know isn't too hard for the "terminally hip.")

Think of all the Goodwill's across the country seeing an upsurge of bearded socialites and heroin chic fashionistas stalking the racks for their barhopping ensembles. The catch, unbeknownest to them, is that a large proceed of their purchases goes towards the employment training of many a thousand disadvantaged men and women.

Next time you see a panhandler taken off the streets and made into a model citizen you have a scenesters to thank.
Think of all the gingerly torn mom jeans bought.
All the granny babushka's made into neck scarves.
All the fanny packs starving to be the next big trend.
Remember all those blood drive t-shirts and kids soccer jersey's you dontated?
They now have PBR stains on them and smell like American Spirits.

Tip of the hat to the guy who makes my coffee and the girl who does whatever it is that female hipsters do these days. (is it photography?...i seriously have no clue.)

Now lets work on picking up your beer cans and cutting that hair!


Thursday, April 16, 2009

Coming soon!

As many of you may already know, Maurice Sendak's "Where the Wild Things Are" is being made into a live action movie. Directed by your highness Spike Jonze and featuring a beautifully redone version of The Arcade Fire's "Wake Up."

Now I'm not one to build hype, but this is setting itself up to be epic.

For all of those who haven't seen the trailer yet:



...But I think it is overshadowing the real star this year; based off another beloved children's book:


Because everyone poops...

Tons of fun!


It Ain't That Serious. from open bicycle on Vimeo.

I lol'd
This is how track bike videos should be made, with a sense of humor.

Go ride your bike!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Wineos ahoy!



I should build one of these for my mom.
Pfft... yea right

Amazing design and engineering.


MACAFRAMA DRAMA FOR YOUR MAMA!

The hype machine known as Macaframa is coming to the DVDs!


Sometime this May I believe.
Legit.

Friday, April 10, 2009

There is no such thing as a dead star...



I've reinstated my love for these insta-joy slivers of life and you should too.

You know you'll miss em' when they're gone.